I Will Survive… keeping your job during layoffs
It’s pretty sad, but another truth of the quality assurance testing industry is that it’s cyclical. Crunch time, followed by the deathly quiet after the layoffs.
The tricky thing is to be one of the testers who does not get called into that uncomfortable meeting with the boss on a Friday afternoon. How do you keep your job when the job is no longer there? It’s a curious thing. Even when times are slow, certain testers somehow survive the swing of the axe. How can you increase your chances of being one of those survivors?
Be awesome
I should not have to write this paragraph, because it’s about painfully obvious stuff that “kids today” don’t seem to understand. But kids… if you do these things, you will be about fifty times better than most of the people in the work force today:
1. Show up on time. If you say you’ll be here at 8:00, be here no later than 8:00. Not too hard to figure that one out.
2. Take pride in your work, and do your job well, even if you hate it for a while. If you’ve read any of our other posts, you know that we often have to test games that we would not play of our own free will… Bratgirl’s Hairstyle Adventures, and the like. But if you’re assigned to test Bratgirl, suck it up and test it just as you would the latest version of Modern Warfare.
3. Communicate like a grown-up. In work communication, don’t use phrases like LOL or pwned or WTF. Write it all out like a big boy. Use proper punctuation and spelling.
4. Ask lots of questions and be sure you understand what is expected of you. Then, go do it.
Become an expert
Small companies love people who can wear many hats. If you are a tester who can also put a computer together, or write code, or set up a simple bug database, or make Excel churn out fancy charts, or write a blog (ha ha, nice try, pal. This is my gig), chances are you’ll be kept around during layoffs. For example, if your company is testing lots of Nintendo games, and you are the in-house NOA standards expert, you will probably be around for a while. It may take some extra hours and certainly some extra effort on your part, but it will benefit you in the long run. So, find a way to make yourself indispensable, and you’ll have a much better chance of becoming an old-timer.
Be the helpful one
The boss often asks for volunteers to help, and by “help” he or she may mean, “Stay late tonight and work on your game” or “Come in this weekend and help us move to a new office” or “Come help me load my friend’s moving van.” These extra credit projects are optional. You won’t be fired if you don’t do them. But to put it in gamer terms, it puts you higher up on the Leaderboards!
Sweet Jesus. I have turned into a nerd! Next thing you know, I’ll be blogging about company cosplay competitions…

Be nice
If you are the arrogant one who is always telling the person at the next desk how to write up their bugs, or harassing the womenfolk by staring at their body parts, or if you drink the last of the half and half in the company refrigerator… Well, you might find yourself on the way out the door next time it opens wide. You don’t need to smooch anyone’s behind. Just be a considerate, hard-working person who shows up on time and doesn’t complain all day long.
There is no real secret to surviving layoffs. Just use common sense and good manners. We do what we can to keep the good testers around.





